WELL... you are NEVER going to believe this!!

Righto...  its been a while..  cos I have been SO MAD, I have only just calmed down enough to tell you all about it.

Remember how I told you all Mummy was eating like a pig and getting fat.  WELL..  seems there is a story behind it.  I just thought she was letting herself go, you know how it goes, get married and then not care any more.  Well, seems that is not the case here, I knw something was going on, but I didnt know what.  But i knew something fishy was happening.  Nanna and Grandad were staying over and when I got up Mummy and Daddy had already gone...  Yep see I told ya it was fishy.  Well I spent all day trying to find out what had happened to Mummy and Daddy, but no one was telling me a single thing.  I was getting mad.

Then Daddy came to get me and showed me this:





























YEP...  can you believe that, Mummy went and had a BABY.  I tell you I am not one little bit happy about it at all.  Did they care to consult me about it?  NO not a single word.  Its about time that I had some say in the decisions that are made around here.

But I will tell you this..  (dont tell Mummy and Daddy I told you) but she is pretty cute.  Check this:

Righto, just so you know..  she might be cute, but I am still not all that happy about her being around.  Turns out Mummy and Daddy named her Prentess  Mylee.  Bit silly if you ask me.  But as you already know..  They didnt.

Nanna and Grandad tried to calm the situation, they showed me Prentess.


Hey, check that out, she has got little feet.  WAY littler than mine.
But I am still not happy about it.


But I think Mummy and Daddy are feeling pretty guilty about it all....  Check this....



































YEP..  you guessed it.  A brand new bed and I got to move rooms.  Now I am in a way big room with all my toys.  At the moment I just use my new bed for jumping on.  Daddy won't let me in it yet, cos he said something about me escaping and being a pest.  So for now I can only look at my new bed from the cot, but I tell you as soon as I figure out how to escape from the cot,  I am gunna investigate this pest that Daddy is talking about.

Anyways, not long after Prentess came home, they made me go back to the farm for more chores.  It was Kinda OK fun, but I will tell you about that later.

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